The Trading Kellys team has been ignoring this site and spreading the gospel of its misery over at Twitter. It's a perfect metaphor for our lives: Grand ideas quashed.
But there's hope. This fledgling site has reminded the team that as hilarious as our misery is, it's still misery. And putting it out there everyday [or once a week] doesn't help much. So we are going on a positive-lifestyle mission. We'll be kicking our booze habits, eating what HE intended us to eat, & laughing & smiling & loving the world.
The best part is that this mission will fail. We'll return to the nightmares of our unfulfilled and addicted lives almost immediately, if not instantly. In the meantime, though, the team will be updating its progress to be mocked like Mike Myer's last movie.