Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Diorama of Despair

I woke up staring at four empty New Belgium Rangers [extra hoppy IPA; 6.5% APV]. It was 7:45 am. I opened the fifth, chugged half, turned on South Park Season 7, and went back to sleep. I woke up again at 10:30 and finished the second half and turned on Season 8 and went back to sleep. I woke up again at 12:15 and stared down number six.

Futility triumphs

In a sign of things to come, "Trading Kellys" was not available.